Song Writers Beware

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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okaymofo:

2001-a-sp8-odyssey:

interlube:

bedussey:

this article is a fucking work of art

That second pic is Kevin Jonas.

a train wreck from start to finish

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shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

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kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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“BRUH”
— WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Source: traceexcalibur, via funnybro)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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